Extreme Crochet Tutorials by Brian McSlothface
Are you tired of the usual bland, boring crochet patterns? Do you yearn for something that will push your hook to the limit? Look no further! Brian McSlothface's Extreme Crochet Tutorials will have you making the most complicated, most ostentatious, and most utterly useless projects in the world of crochet.
Crochet-a-Tron 3000 Pattern:
Make a 3D crochet model of a functioning robot that will take over the world!
Tunnel Vision Tote Bag Tutorial:
Learn how to crochet a tote bag with a built-in, claustrophobic nightmare-inducing tunnel system!
Extreme Puff the Magic Dragon Tutorial:
Create a 10,000-foot long, 100-foot high crochet dragon that will devour all in its path!